Expert Handling

I'm spending my weekdays in South Wales performance testing a GIS (Geographical Information System). Today I noticed on the wall next to me a whole raft of training certificates. Of particular interest was a certificate for 'Handling Inanimate Objects'. I do that all the time. Where's my certificate?

Are we being tickled by His noodley appendages?

I've been keen to promote International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Why? Just because I like the idea. However, disturbing connections have arisen that leads me to think that the event is a covert operation to attract converts to the mysterious cult of the Flying Spagetthi Monster. Google your own opinion!